Global Warning: "Old Kannon slays christmas tunes" Single sold out unexpectedly superfast. People were basically ripping them from our hands screaming the names of all twisted ancient gods. So please try to feel all the joys of the wonderful festival combined in the song "Reindeer made in Taiwan". / Another breaking news: Recordings of the coming single "Church of red vermouth" will start today (29.1)! If everything goes well, it will be available in few weeks. / 12.2: Old Kannon decided to make a music video for the glory of the internet. The music video (Codename MATADOR) will be available at the same time as the coming single. Recruiting for the female backup dancers has already been started. To sign up for audition contact: "Theoldkannon@hotmail.com". But keep in mind, Thrashers have no money so you will be paid in moonshine and foot massages. TOO OLD TOO KANNON! / 24.4: Half of the Old Kannon members will be moving to Rome to perform blasphemous and oldschool acts towards Vatican and live there for few years. This might slow our hyper-active activity a bit but we still would like to point out: Do not sink in misery and depression, OLD KANNON NEVER Presses the STOP RECORD Button in their diabolical mixing table.