Creamy Caramel Song

One of my dearest hobbies is Internet Radio Broadcasting. I host a show called Random Keys on an Internet Radio Station Mint FM. Once upon a time, a dear friend of mine challenged me into singing while on air. I simply did not find the suitable song so I had to compose one. I composed the song and wrote the lyrics that very day when I was supposed to perform. And yes I also performed this song during my show. Big songs always have big feelings behind them -- and this one is no exception. I had a new kind of protein bar for breakfast and ... I just did not like the flavour. And this was good enough for me to write a song. I love the conflict between the song itself and the lyrics. This is supposed to be humour so please bear that in mind while listening.