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#1 kirjoitettu 26.04.2014 19:30

Viallisten suojelemiseksi nimet on muutettu.

<larry> du you like hot porn?
<minä> do you like kittens?
<larry> du you like hot porn?
<minä> the skin of my hand is twice the distance of your dreams
<larry> du you like hot porn? can u fucking answer!
<minä> incoherent fire dissipates all contingency.
<minä> also, bots shouldn't swear, i'm pretty sure there's an asimov's law about that
<larry> i'm not a bot!
<minä> prove it... solve this captcha
<minä> http://cdn-static.zdne...
<larry> 6Gpz8JH
<minä> wow... bots are smart these days!
<larry> I AM NOT A FUCKING BOT!
<minä> well, what kind of bot are you then?
<minä> i'd think you were a fucking bot since you go around asking people whether they like porn...
<larry> i am not a bot!
<minä> are you an alien here to study human breeding habits?
<larry> r u stupid?
<minä> no, i'm actually a very well trained dog
<minä> my owner bought me a keyboard that can be operated with paws
<larry> stop making fun out of me!
<minä> aww, but you make it so easy...
<minä> i thought this was foreplay
<larry> I just asked if u liked hot porn!
<minä> no, i like mine luke warm and flaccid
<larry> ur what?