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Tänä viikonloppuna ois sit ollu the Anger Management tour Göteborgis, mut se peruttiin, ihan niinku Heartattack tour viimevuonna. vituttaa jo vähä. Alkaan jo funtsaan jos näil tyypeil on jotai Suomee tai yleensäkki "Norden:ii" vastaan..

Eilen oltii Hoviskall..tyhjää tyhjää tyhjää. Oli varmaa jotai -46 °C..Kai kukaan ei enää jaksa or somethin'?
johh. Ostin siis Ludacrisin- the red light district ja Dead Prezin- revolutionary but gangsta platat. Diggailin molempii, mut Dead Prezii ehkä vähä enemmän.

"Playahata Times:
Section B66: Handlin' Yo' Business Section
by Sherrance Henderson

Harlem, New York - Violence erupted at an African American day parade when a Caucasian man, dressed in a full length, designer Klu Klux Klan outfit by Tommy Hilfiger, suddenly jumped out of a yellow cab at the parade's busiest intersection at 125th Street and Lenox Avenue. "

It was bananas, man. The parade just stopped an' shit. Music cut off and everything," said one man with his first and last name tattooed on his neck but who refused to identify himself. "It's like niggaz had seen a ghost an' shit, na' mean?"

The Klansman, who was running late to his appointment at a Fashion Week event taking place downtown, sought to cut his travel time in half by taking a local route. When the Klans man's turban clad cab driver Akhmed Muhammed, began to discuss his dreams of
"blowing up," to the Klansman, the Klansman, fearing for his safety, swiftly jumped out of the cab and into the hands of a shocked and angry crowd.


Parade participants, parade go-ers, African book stand vendors, bootleg movie and CD merchants, and a handful of Latinos, beat the Klansman mercilessly with Timberland boots, hardcover books and hot-dog pitch forks. "Dayuuuum," said one passerby. "It was like in the movies, Gangs of New York, but with black folks." Local police dispersed the crowd with 41 shots and arrested others. A small group of Chinese men and women who attempted to strip the Klansman naked before police arrived, were arrested a short time later when a small portion of the Klansman's clothing was discovered being reproduced in a local sweatshop on Canal Street.

Akhmed Muhammed, when questioned, asserted that he was referring to "becoming big in the music industry" when he mentioned "blowing up." Police brass didn't swallow Muhammed's statements and promptly had him stripped naked, blind folded, and forced to balance on an orange traffic cone for 12 hours on one foot.

The Reverend Al Sharpton was outraged at the news of the riot during the African American Day Parade. He was overheard saying to one of his constituents, that he wished that the Klansman's abusers had "finished the Klansman off." Sharpton quickly organized a rally in front of Harlem Hospital to halt the treatment for the Klansman. Ironically and unbeknownst to Sharpton, the Klansman was being treated for severe injuries by all black hospital personnel. When asked by a reporter why all black hospital personnel treated the Klansman, a white hospital medical director stated "We were upholding New York State's law of Affirmative Action."

Harlem Hospital medical staffers worked vigorously to stop the bleeding of the Klansman's liver, which was punctured by a hot-dog pitch fork. Nurses and Doctors placed pressure on the Klansman's abdominal region, hoping it would slow the bleeding. When hospital personnel finally managed to somewhat stabilize the Klansman, he awoke hours later, semiconscious and stated "I must be in hell. I'm hot and I'm surrounded by niggers. God help me out of here!" The NYPD officer who was guarding the O.R. door, overheard the Klansman's deep southern drawl and rushed inside. To the officer's dismay, he was unable to question the white sheeted fiend. The Klansman died on the operating table.

Investigators suspect foul play by black hospital personnel. "Ain't that some shit"? quips a black nurse who wished to remain anonymous. "When black medical professionals try to save a white man's ass, it's foul play. But when a white doctor or nurse don't offer proper care, it's 'they did the best they could,' ain't that some shit!? " www.playahata.com

Kirjoitettu Saturday 03.09.2005

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