Relaxative: Panic


Hey! There's not much time
Your place or mine?
The t.v. screams the end is near
I've got some rubbers and shit tons of beer
Don't you wanna go out with a fucking bang?
A meteor is headed our way
I know a few games we can play
I've got handcuffs and ice cubes, a chocolate cake and lots of lube
So what do you think?
We'll get naked, fuck and drink
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
You're a woman, I'm a man
Let's get our rocks off while we can
We're all gonna die real soon
Let's smash our pissers till they go boom
Would I sound a little crass when I say I wanna blow my fucking load over your ass?
Uhhhhooooo......here it comes!!
Uhh!! Ohh!! Fuck!! Yes!! Fuck!! Yeah!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!
That was really nice
In seven minutes I went twice
I'd try to get you off but I am fucking spent
I think there's a vibrator over there
Finish yourself off if you want, I'm gonna take a nap
I never thought I'd see the day
Where it would be this easy to get laid
Yeah!
Don't panic
The meteor is not real
I was kidding
Don't panic