Girls, standing in line at my door
young ones play ball on the floor
tight is the hall
should I get a ragdoll?

Am I too tall or are you too small
feels like I am banging a wall
I can't fit you baby no more
can't put on your cozy galore.

Girls, I love to hear when you purr
fingers slide through your soft fur
the cute little thing
are you scared of my sting?

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Girls, wet are your paws in the rain
I'm already feeling the gain
lift up your tail and
stand the shower and gale.

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Girls, squeeze this Great Huge Bear
Goldilocks, conquer my chair
eat my porridge
but beware the king-sized storage.

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Girls, creeping into my bed
sheets are flooding in red
my wallet aches
should I pull out the stakes?