One day I was hanging out with a bunch of friends
Sitting on a concrete dock and talking about some shit
I wish I could have known about the danger lying ahead
Cause suddenly I stuck my hand in a fucking bird shit

FUUUUUUCK

The shit was all over me, well at least my ass and the hand
Why do these fucking animals always shit onto our land
I swear for my pants sake, I'll make these bastards pay,
Torture them like a maniac, at least for six days

I'LL KILL THEM ALL
I'LL RAPE THEM ALL
I'LL BURN THEM ALL
SO THEY'LL NEVER SHIT AGAIN x2

NEVER SHIT AGAIN!!