The dirtiest funk in the world (2009-2010)

This is the dirtiest funk
the dirtiest funk in the world
drive your parents away
I have explicit lyrics to say.

Paisley Park midget
using his digit
his little pinky
is really kinky
red snow under his nails.

Say it loud, cat
say it loud, kitty
say it loud, PUSSY!

This is the dirtiest funk
the dirtiest funk in the world
don't let your parents to know
I have something vulgar to show.

Godfather of soul
digging a hole
using his stiff stave
out of his dark grave
dirt and filth in his mouth.

Say it loud, hen
say it loud, rooster
say it loud, COCK!

This is the dirtiest funk
the dirtiest funk in the world
don't let your parents to hear
this story is perverse and queer.

Uncle Jam singing
his sweaty balls swinging
their groove is so footloose
whipping the male juice
sweat is the salt of the funk.

Say it loud, crow
say it loud, swallow
say it loud, TIT!

I'm black, I'm white, I'm brown!
I feel goo!

This is the dirtiest funk
the dirtiest funk in the world
give your parents a dose
my message is totally gross.

A name of a Greek
taking a leak
exposing too funky
from the hose of a hunky
golden shower of smut.

Say it loud, mule
say it loud, donkey
say it loud, ASS!