The Mullet: Darwin Award


Stupid girl what made you go that way
The warning sings you just would not obey

Now you have to pay the price
Won't be making this thing twice
Say hello to detonating device

Stupid boy you wouldn't comprehend
Some people you just should not offend

Now you have to pay the price
Won't be making this thing twice
Say hello to a hole between the eyes

(Darwin's right again)
You've won the award
(Darwin's right again)
You've won the award