Open your ears to hear the words
They don't make sense, as usual

All of it's just f*cking absurd
Think I'll go molest a horse now

Chorus:
Second verse different from the first
Welcome here
Coersed to go on head first
Taste the ugly stick

They say that meat is murder, dairy's rape
Well f*ck that, it keeps my belly full

They say what goes around comes around
Why don't they go and f*ck themselves with a sharpened pole

Repeat chorus