SO HERE'S THE SONG
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING
TO HEAR FOR SO LONG
YOU MIGHT JUST HATE IT
I MIGHT BE WRONG
SO WAIT AND SEE
IT'S MIGHTY STRONG
AND MAYBE I'LL PROVE IT SOON

NO I WON'T DO SO THIS TIME
OTHER SONGS TO USE
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH MINE
IT'S A DECENT TUNE
OH I KNOW YOU WON'T MIND THOSE FEW OLD LINES
THOUGH "USE" SO DID RHYME WITH "TUNE"
AND "TIME" WITH "MINE"
OH I FEEL ALLRIGHT

AND BACK AGAIN TO THIS SLIGHTLY BONDISH THEME
THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE USED
SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE EDGE
OR COVERED WITH CREAM
I DON'T WISH TO PLEASE YOU ALL
BUT I DON'T INTEND TO TEASE YOUR CHEESE
WITH A COMPLICATED PIECE

AND THE MANDATORY PART
WITH THE CHOIR THING
AND THE CHORDS RIGHT FROM THE CHART
(AND A BONUS FART)
AND THE MANDATORY LINE
WAS IT "I FEEL LIKE SHIT"
SO WHAT IF I FEEL LIKE IT

NO I WON'T DO SO THIS TIME
WITH A MODULATION
I WON'T DO...
NO NO NO NO
IT'S SO LAME

SO I WON'T DO SO THIS TIME
OTHER SONGS TO YOU
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH MINE
IT'S A DECENT TUNE
OH I KNOW YOU WON'T MIND THOSE FEW OLD LINES
THOUGH "YOU" SO DID RHYME WITH "TUNE"
AND "TIME" WITH "MINE"
OH I FEEL...

WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH MINE
DO YOU WANT THE MISSING LINE
OKAY I CAN SAY IT
BUT THAT JUST MEANS I'LL HAVE TO FAKE IT
AND REALLY DOESN'T MEAN THAT I FEEL FINE