Chapter IX - The Bitter End

Narrator:
And so started the battle, the greatest battle in human and unicorn history.
20766 humans against 50022 orcs, beasts, black fairies and murdochs.
The forces of light lead by James and Lars confronted the black armies of death.
The battle would be fought to the bitter end.

James:
Look Lars! It's the pitiful Affleck, this is our chance!

Lars:
Prepare to die you evil husband of Jennifer Lopez!

Lord Affleck:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I will crush you like the puny bugs you are!

Narrator:
So these heroes and a villain started to approach each other. Both having the same intention, to slay the other side!
Once they met they started the most beautiful and orgasmic fight that has ever graced upon these sacred lands.
The battle lasted for hours and hours and hours, until the moment of resolution came upon.

Lars:
Now! Strike your sword through his armor plate! There a weak spot there!

Dying Affleck:
You got me! You got me bad! But I will return! Rise from the ashes! ASHES! ASHSSSESEASESE!!

Narrator:
And so died the evil Ben Affleck.