Fucking Band: Two Is My Number One


Two, two, two is my number
Two is my number one

Everything has a pair in this world
And I wish I had too
Because no one ever deserved to touch
My trusty number two
Turn out the lights I like it dim
When you stick your tongue in to the rim
Would you even give me a kiss
Before you go down on that chocolate starfish

It’s so silky, and smooth
And it’s shaved just for you
Always ready to take the right one
The hunt has begun

Two, two is my number
I’m looking for a booty humper
Two, two is my number
I don’t take no newcomer

I ’ve never been any dominating
That’s why I didn’t really get into mating
I am made for the other side
It just feels so right
Submission is my groove
You gotta be one who makes me move
No one ever held me tight enough
I want to be handled rough

Twerk it up!