I only wanna listen to Mötley Crüe
Everything else sounds like poo
The only way to listen to Manowar
Is so loud it cracks the floor
Look at all these hymens I break
When I take virginities to the beat of Whitesnake
You’re not my friend if you don’t like Kiss
Your music taste is like drinking piss

When I listen to AC/DC
I’m sure my neighbors hear it with me, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal
Dio is my god and Ozzy is my king
Nothing gets me going like Led Zeppelin, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal

The önly true Motörhead
Wound up killed by death
Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow is rising
To take the throne and kill the king
I would even sell my own son
Just so I can listened to some Poison
The world of Heavy Metal is Lawless
To me, early W.A.S.P. was flawless

If I’m not listening to Van Halen
I’m blasting full volume Iron Maiden, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal
Judas Priest is my turbo lover
Ram it down with painkiller and firepower, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal

Welcome to the paradise city with Guns N Roses
Crazy nights at full loudness, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal
I accept you to be my life’s part
If you get your balls to the wall with metal heart, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal
Killing himself was the best thing Kurt did for music
The breakdown in Domination is fucking sick, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal
Black Sabbath, heavy metal’s grandfather
Betcha can’t play smoke on the water, cos I love
Fucking Heavy Metal