Kämä Simmons: Happy Holidays


I wish happy holidays
To the trannies and the gays
And hoes in every town
That suck our dicks
Haters are gonna hate
Even tho we are fucking great
But we're always gonna love you
Nikki Sixx

When you are on the road
Just trying to blow your load
But some night you'll end up
Jacking in your bunk
So with good in every city
We have a bass player that's real pretty
Cause you'll always have a place
To shoot your spunk

Santa can you hear me?
I'm begging on my knees
To fill my fat red hot sock
With CDs of metal and rock

I got pills for my erections
Botox for injections
I'm yearning every day
To age with grace
And giving is the season
And enough of a reason
For me to gift you
My perfect face

Happy (Happy! Happy!) holidays!
Happy (Happy! Happy!) holidays!
Happy (Happy! Happy!) holidays!
Heavy (Heavy! Heavy!) metal rules!