The myth
The sea
The homos
Why me?
Don’t be afraid
We’ll enjoy a little play

We arent so good at sailing
We arent so good at fighting
But there’s one thing we enjoy the most
At this party we are the hosts
The all night butt-buffet sailing on the seas

Whalefat provides lubrication
Look at my pole ready for sodomation

Come on boy, don’t act so fucking shy
I just want to see those peaches that you hide
So get on your knees and look at my sword
Ready or not I will come to your shores
We are the buttpirates

Ready or not I will come to your shores
Ready or not I will come to your shores

We arent so good at sailing
We arent so good at fighting
But there’s one thing we enjoy the most
At this party we are the hosts
The all night butt-buffet sailing on the seas
Come on boy, don’t act so fucking shy
I just want to see those peaches that you hide
So get on your knees and look at my sword
Ready or not I will come to your shores
We are the buttpirates