The Monkey and the Donkey, were a thirsty little bunch
It was a Monday evening, which they didn’t have a hunch
There was a discount for beer, no less than a twelvepack
Mouth was pretty dry, and they empty whole rack

The moon was shining, and the sky was pretty bright
Couple ’packs later, feeling quite high
So the Monkey and the Donkey, wanted some action
And they both was looking, looking up for a faction

The Monkey and the Donkey
Were a dirty little suckers
The Monkey and the Donkey
Thristy motherfuckers

”Let’s have some fun”, said the little Monkey
”That’s alright!”, answered the Donkey
They seek the biggest fucker, told he is a clitlips
The boar taught these brothers, with a big time flicks

People gather around, for the spanking on that night
For these dummy fuckers, it was their bloody last fight
Everybody knew, this is the end of these junkies
In the sweet chill of morgue, lay the Monkey and the Donkey

The Monkey and the Donkey
Are a dead little suckers
The Monkey and the Donkey
No-one miss these fuckers